Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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