you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
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