so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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