What a fucking waste of an outfit
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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