I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
