just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
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Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
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And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
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