yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
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