i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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