im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
seriously i just wanna be friends
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so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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