I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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