i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
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