you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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