god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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