Don't you send me to vm
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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