ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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