they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
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