Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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