I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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