she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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