please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
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