is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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