question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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