Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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