apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
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