normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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