in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
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