she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
This can only be settled by a dance off.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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