You just made me feel so damn special
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Randomize
