We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
Randomize
