Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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