Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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