worst night to have a conscience
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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