So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
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