marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I just want to make out with him forever
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