Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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