Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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