She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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