yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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