Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
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