Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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