White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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