Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Where is the hickey?
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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