why do cheetos always look like penises
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I supernannyed him into submission
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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