I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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