shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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