found the other keg... it's in the tree
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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