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This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...

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(970): View more from Colorado

I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.

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It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.

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I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.

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honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read

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(480): View more from Arizona

Can I get my morals surgically removed?

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(559): View more from California

It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.

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