I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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