i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Randomize
