babies were throwing up all over the place
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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